Hire-a-HaHa — The Clown Subscription Service You Probably Didn't Ask For
But hey, life's better with a little surprise red nose energy,
right? Whether you're looking to *delight*, *disturb*,
or just deeply confuse your friends and coworkers
— we've got a clown for that.
🎭 Choose Your Clown Vibe:
The Birthday Basher: Balloons, giggles, and just the right amount of glitter. Great for kids — and adults who act like them.
The Creeper: Think less “fun at the circus” and more “why is that clown staring into my window?”
The Corporate Clown: Zoom bombings, passive-aggressive balloon animals, and HR-safe awkwardness.
The Switcheroo: Starts silly, ends sinister. Perfect for Halloween parties or your ex's baby shower.
🗓️ How It Works:
Pick your plan: One-time terror or monthly mayhem?
Choose your clown. Or don't. We like surprises too.
Sit back and let the chaos honk its way to your doorstep.
😳 Not Convinced?
Neither are we. But here we are. Clowns. On demand. You're welcome.